Over the weekend, I realized that a lot of petty things irritate the living f*&^ out of me so I sat down to write this post to let you guys in on how I’m not as sweet as you think (but really, y’all already know I’m the DEVIL)
Misophonia – ‘The hatred of sound’ (like literally)
Remember how I mentioned that I absolutely hate chaos? I swear only the lord knows what I go through. I CANNOT stand it when people chew loudly, cough, breathe, slurp, snore, crunch, click the pen, talk over the TV like maaaaate sit the f*&^ down and eat your cereal (whaaaaaat?). I know I’m most probably going to hell for it but It’s too hard to control my reaction to this.
Before you marry him, listen to him chew; If you can stand that noise the rest of your life , go ahead with the wedding. Trust me on this one.
This hook-up culture is insane. I don’t understand how this generation has no sense of loyalty/ commitment. If you have a partner- stop chatting up a potential ‘Bae’. Everyone has a special someone displayed all over their social media, someone who everyone knows of but what happens at the clubs when bae is asleep ain’t my story to tell so I’ma just sip my coffee. All I’m trying to say is that we all interact on different timelines and at different volumes and commitment levels. Real is so rare these days (long az sigh).
Moving on, the next thing that truly grinds my gears is;
People that think It’s okay to eat my food
Like no honey, it’s not okay. Back it up and stay in your lane. End of story.
Girls that post the same damn selfie everyday
I’m talking about the same pose, same smile, same angle, just different clothes on a different day. Ugggggg. We already know what you look like baby girl, we don’t need to be reminded every gaaadaamn day (where’s the unfollow button?).
People that solely use Instagram for selfies
Instagram is a simple way to capture and share the world’s moments. Transform your everyday photos and videos into works of art and share them with your family and friends.
Or so they say, all I see is the same basic bitches taking the same basic selfies. (again where the heck is the unfollow button?) I thought it was so that people could see the world from your eyes but nooooo.
Cold toast 😦
I will refuse to eat it. Don’t force me or I will punch you.
When my phone freezes </3
I have a dumb S4 that’s got more cracks than a New York City side-walk. Sad story really but I’m too clumsy to have an Iphone. (Help me, I’m poor)
Having to wait for people
Due to my high levels of anxiety, I am over punctual and it really grinds my gears when people don’t have the same sense of urgency in them. What is patience?
The probability of me going to jail for murder in the Summer is quite high.That is all.
When skinny girls call themselves ‘fat’ in front of not so skinny girls
No. Just no. -_____-
Wow I’m on a roll today with my rant. I believe this is where I should stop before I get myself shot.
Thank you for reading this garbage 🙂